This section is dedicated to Jay Leno and his delightful Monday night "Headlines." His collection of unfortunately-paired names is what inspired me to collect on my own. I scour the weddings section every Sunday in high hopes that I will have a new "find." It has always been my earnest hope that these women never, ever decide to hyphenate their maiden and married names.
Warning: ALL of these are a tad on the risque side.
Updated on Saturday, August 09, 2003